COPS
COPS
Lawyers are COPS
doctors are COPS
bankers are COPS
landlords are COPS
teachers are COPS
creditcard holders are COPS
reporters are COPS
movie stars are COPS
fashion models are COPS
teevees are COPS
radios are COPS
v.c.r.s are COPS
cameras are COPS
clocks are COPS
streets are COPS
friends are COPS
lawyers are COPS they act like pigs
doctors are COPS, chase wrongs all over your body like it
was a precinct full of criminals
bankers are COPS, you walk in an automatic suspect
landlords are COPS, keep you in their cells
teachers are COPS, hit you with a bunch of rules until
you can't wait to get out
creditcard holders are COPS, they draw it like a gun
reporters are COPS, put experience in jail of a lie
movie stars are COPS, stand in a phoney spell
fashion models are COPS, wear goofy uniforms
teevees are COPS, incarcerate your brain
radios are COPS, put the cuffs on your ears
v.c.r.s are COPS, want to club you
cameras are COPS, never know when they will shoot
clocks are COPS, make you do time
streets are COPS, take you down
friends are COPS, they will act like you broke the law
Lawyers are COPS
doctors are COPS
bankers are COPS
landlords are COPS
teachers are COPS
creditcard holders are COPS
reporters are COPS
movie stars are COPS
fashion models are COPS
teevees are COPS
radios are COPS
v.c.r.s are COPS
cameras are COPS
clocks are COPS
streets are COPS
friends are COPS
- Paul Skiff
Rob Roth for The Jackie Factory ©1995
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